May 02 2002

Free Your Time

Thursday  •  06:39 PM

If your Canadian and you want a long weekend in June go here and sign this petition. I don't know if this can legally work but if there is an off chance that it could work I'm all for it.

I remember that Labatts attempted to do this last year but I'm not sure what came of it. I'd really like a June long weekend. More time off is never bad.

5 Second Story #3

Once upon a time there was a surly pirate. One day he got scurvy. He ate 17 oranges in a row which cured him of his scurvy but eating all of those oranges gave him acute acid reflux. He then took Becylinaticativolane which alleviated the symptoms but produced "oily discharge". From then on he has been know as the "Oily Butt Pirate". Arghhhh!!!! The End